Dan Band and the Funky Bunch

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

(via dickpuns)

roachpatrol:

thatisdebatable:

merthuriscanon:

my sim befriended the grim reaper when her roommate died in a fire and now she’s graduating from university and so i invited the grim reaper to the ceremony and when he came he had to change into formal clothing and this is what he looked like

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whoopsa

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damn

(via mydogisabutt)

psychedelis:

I want a regular family sitcom with cheap jokes and laughing tracks, which gradually get more and more disturbing until it turns to a psychological horror film with the laughing tracks still going

(Source: elixs, via perks-of-being-chinese)

byakuzee:

the entire plot of twilight princess is link turning around and getting shocked by people taller than him

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(via mydogisabutt)

videohall:

I’m not a cat guy, but…

zoology:

The one of the only time Mario really talks and he uses it to be a dick to luigi

(via starlly)